What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Happy Monday!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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