- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the sky? True or False

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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