September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Bob Saget that is all

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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