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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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