Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Anti Joke

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