- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??