Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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