- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

sucks Syntax...

So a seal walks into a club.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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