Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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