What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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