Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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