MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Neil is a reterd.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Loperson

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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