- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Justin Beiber

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

FUCK THE JEWS

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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