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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Once upon a time a was born

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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