- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

A black man walks out of a police station

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

And you honored it I see :P

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