What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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