- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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