- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Once, I went to Peru.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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