- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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