How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What would u like to drink?

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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