Once, I went to Peru.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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