- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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You were born.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Guest what in the butt

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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