What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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