- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How high is the sky? True or False

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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