how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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What fires shots? A gun

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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i like it in the mouth

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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