- Anti Joke

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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