- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Please don't shoot me

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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