You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Hello penis

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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