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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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