- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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