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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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