- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

whats green and lives in the water

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Pickles are powerful

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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