- Anti Joke

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.