How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Obama

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