Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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womans having rights.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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