How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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