Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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