- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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