- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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