- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Tony Romo

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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