- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

they told me not to write here but i did

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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