- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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