What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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