- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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