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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

a black man pays his child support

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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