Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Atheism

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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