Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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kk

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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