- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

NEVER

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How old are you? 7

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

knock knock Goodbye

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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