dead dibbs

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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diarrhea.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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