Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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