- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's the difference between a duck?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Horse.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What is white and black and red all over.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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