womans having rights.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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