Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A bar walks into a man

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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