- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Click here to end the world.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Obama

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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