- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

your mom.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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