An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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