Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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