What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

1+2 = 6

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

the economy.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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