When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

This is an anti- joke

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Grace Ackerson

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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