How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

So these two girls have a cup .

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

tea with milk?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

i had a black friend once......just kidding

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...