Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

thumb_up thumb_down +26

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

thumb_up thumb_down +26

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

thumb_up thumb_down +26

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Justin's life

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +24

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops