- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Who's on first? Garvey.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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