- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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