- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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