- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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