- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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