Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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