- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jersey Shore.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Turkeys are obese

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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