- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

KILL WHITEY

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why are white people white? I don't know

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