- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why are white people white? I don't know

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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