- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Communism hehe xd

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

How about that airline food?

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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