- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

why do mexicans get made fun of

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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