Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

alert('The Game')

Nothing. He made it home safely.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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