- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

69

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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