- Anti Joke

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

I enjoy Popcorn

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black