Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Homosexualism is so gay man

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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